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Claimed Blog: METAL INQUISITION

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Buy a Metal Sucks shirt designed by Sgt D
Buy a Metal Sucks shirt designed by Sgt D
themetalinquisition.com — I designed this shirt for our friends at Metal Sucks . They asked me to post a... link on here so they would sell more. Apparently it's currently the 2nd best-selling design, please buy one because we want to be number fucking one! And don't worry, they know they're selling to fans of a metal ... (more) Buy a Metal Sucks shirt designed by Sgt D
Fuck You! I like Hatebreed.
Fuck You! I like Hatebreed.
themetalinquisition.com — Good lord, I remember a time when Hatebreed would be booked to play a little coffee shop... in my town like every two months. Half of the time, they wouldn't show up...but still. Times have changed. Thanks again to Marne for the heads up. (more) Fuck You! I like Hatebreed.
Hammer Smash Your Enemies: Hatebreed / Cannibal Corpse show review
Hammer Smash Your Enemies: Hatebreed / Cannibal Corpse show review
themetalinquisition.com — If you don't like Hatebreed, you're not my friend. It's as simple as that. And I know... who my real friends are: my bros from Vile Gash , Weedsteeler and Homage Clothing who made the trek with me to catch the Hatebreed/Cannibal Corpse show a few weeks ago. If you're too boring and old to go, ... (more) Hammer Smash Your Enemies: Hatebreed / Cannibal Corpse ...
20 Year Old British Girl Falls In Love With Forced Entry (the band, you sicko!)
20 Year Old British Girl Falls In Love With Forced Entry (the band, you sicko!)
themetalinquisition.com — It's no secret that I love Mountlake Terrace, Washington's Forced Entry slightly more than my own mother.... Few things make me happier than hearing that I've gotten someone into what I consider to be the most underrated thrash band in history. With that in mind, you can imagine how excited I ... (more) 20 Year Old British Girl Falls In Love With Forced Entry ...
Blue Grape's Spring 2010 collection SNEAK PREVIEW!
Blue Grape's Spring 2010 collection SNEAK PREVIEW!
themetalinquisition.com — Once known as a peddler of chintzy metal merch like Sepultura "jams" and Prong hockey jerseys, metal... merch icon Blue Grape will be reborn as a cutting edge streetwear brand in spring of 2010. In fashion, what's old is new again when a brand takes something classic from the past and revitalizes ... (more) Blue Grape's Spring 2010 collection SNEAK PREVIEW!
Belgium's Finest
Belgium's Finest
themetalinquisition.com — "Belgium's Finest", the phrase alone brings great images to mind. Belgium, is great at so many things.... Belgium is great at easily being invaded by the Germans, they are also great at putting mayo on their fries ("frites" as they call them) and great at developing horrible bands like Front ... (more) Belgium's Finest
T-Pain covering Angelwitch = biggest WTF of all time!
T-Pain covering Angelwitch = biggest WTF of all time!
themetalinquisition.com — how does this even exist? (more) T-Pain covering Angelwitch = biggest WTF of all time!
Late 90s Death Metal You May Have Slept On
Late 90s Death Metal You May Have Slept On
themetalinquisition.com — Remember when the internets existed, but it was hard to find anything about metal? It's hard to... believe that there was in fact a time when metal nerds didn't have places like this one to argue about whether Danzig II or II is the better album, if Brutal Truth's first album is grindcore or death ... (more) Late 90s Death Metal You May Have Slept On
RIP, Chuck Biscuits
RIP, Chuck Biscuits
themetalinquisition.com — Metal brothers and sisters, we've lost one of our own. The devil himself, in the form of... throat cancer, has taken one of our most beautiful angels. Chuck Biscuits, one of the sickest drummers, doodlers, and cereal collectors to ever live has died . The word "legend" gets tossed around ... (more) RIP, Chuck Biscuits
I'm starting a band
I'm starting a band
themetalinquisition.com — Back when I played in a band (early to mid 90s) finding members to join in your... musical escapades was difficult. More often than note, my brother and I simply reached out to people we already knew, and asked them to join our amazing musical projects. This is the relationship equivalent of dating ... (more) I'm starting a band
Portal Just Released the Best Metal Album of 2009
Portal Just Released the Best Metal Album of 2009
themetalinquisition.com — If you're a regular reader of this blog then you've probably realized by now that we're not... exactly huge fans of contemporary music. With the exception of Sergeant D most of us here at Metal Inquisition stopped caring about new music right around the time Danzig released Blackacidevil . The ... (more) Portal Just Released the Best Metal Album of 2009
Cancer: Never funny, except when it involves metal
Cancer: Never funny, except when it involves metal
themetalinquisition.com — Embedded video from CNN Video If you are a decent human being, you say stuff like "Look,... I have a great sense of humor, but some things just aren't funny. For example, I really didn't appreciate it when Guttermouth made fun of Siberian-American Huskies . How insensitive!! Another thing that's ... (more) Cancer: Never funny, except when it involves metal
Nocturnus/Morbid Angel/After Death's Mike Browning
Nocturnus/Morbid Angel/After Death's Mike Browning
themetalinquisition.com — Mike Browning is a good poser test: Anybody who knows their shit will quickly tell you about... Mike's role in shaping early Florida death metal. A founding member of Morbid Angel, he made his biggest contribution with Nocturnus. We make a lot of Nocturnus jokes, but trust me that we are all ... (more) Nocturnus/Morbid Angel/After Death's Mike Browning
Big Chocolate blast beats his way into the hearts of the world
Big Chocolate blast beats his way into the hearts of the world
themetalinquisition.com — Oh, and this too in the WTF question: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZN6TgulBOZU intro here -- -- CRUSHING SLAMZ!! But also... really, really good songwriting. For any of our readers who are unfortunate enough not to be familiar with you and your work, please introduce yourself in whatever ... (more) Big Chocolate blast beats his way into the hearts of the ...
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