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TrippyWicked – Movin On
TrippyWicked – Movin On
theinevitablenose.com — Calling British three piece TrippyWicked doom seems a little beside the point. Here there be big riffs,... a singer that sounds like Ozzy bathed in the fountain of youth and given back his balls, and thundering laid back grooves. However, TrippyWicked & the Cosmic Children of the Knight (to ... (more) TrippyWicked – Movin On
Shrinebuilder – Shrinebuilder
Shrinebuilder – Shrinebuilder
theinevitablenose.com — Supergroup. Say it out loud “Supergroup”. Does that word leave a bitter taste in your mouth? So... many enterprises of exquisite promise, so much shattered hope. Approach all supergroups with scepticism, you say, and rightly so. So is (Wino+Om+Neurosis+Melvins) > (Wino+Om+Neurosis+Melvins)? ... (more) Shrinebuilder – Shrinebuilder
Sweaty palms #1
Sweaty palms #1
theinevitablenose.com — What I spent my hard earned cash on lately. Completely failing to do the honourable thing, Alice... in Chains released the controversial comeback-after-loosing-a-key-member album and managed not to offend everyone, in fact, anyone. Black Gives Way to Blue is nothing short of stunning. Dark, ... (more) Sweaty palms #1
Would you like music with that sir?
Would you like music with that sir?
theinevitablenose.com — I was in the unenviable situation this past week of not having a copy of the new... Baroness album . This sort of situation is not usually a big issue, but this particular time it left me in an existential quandary that lead me to yet more pondering on the nature of music retail. You see, I ... (more) Would you like music with that sir?
The Inevitable Nose Metal Mixtape Volume 1
The Inevitable Nose Metal Mixtape Volume 1
theinevitablenose.com — I found myself recently lecturing a non-metal fan, who harboured a preconception that metal is a narrow... and one-dimensional genre, on what a diverse bunch we metalheads are. And boy does this show on this, the first ever Inevitable Nose Metal Mixtape. We have Classic Metal, d-beat punk, brutal ... (more) The Inevitable Nose Metal Mixtape Volume 1
Defending the Faith?
Defending the Faith?
feedproxy.google.com — Apparently there are trace elements of metal in bottled water... Still the filesharing battles wages on, despite... the fact that there is no war . Dom Lawson’s entertaining article on this subject apparently fell foul of Metal Hammer’s editorial scythe. We can only assume that they didn’t ... (more) Defending the Faith?
CRM for Bands #2: On the Campaign Trail
CRM for Bands #2: On the Campaign Trail
theinevitablenose.com — No Abbath, not that sort of campaign So your adoring fan base has swarmed to your website... and signed up to your mailing list. You also got a bunch of email addresses at your last gig. Before you start firing off tantalizing epistles documenting your drunken studio antics and news of your ... (more) CRM for Bands #2: On the Campaign Trail
5 Minutes Alone with Necro Deathmort
5 Minutes Alone with Necro Deathmort
theinevitablenose.com — 1 band, 5 questions, 1 minute per question. .. Profile Name: Mr. Necro D. Mortimer Band: Necro... Deathmort From: London, UK What you do in Necro Deathmort: Take up 50% of it Label: Distraction Website: http://www.myspace.com/necrodeathmort The Questions Describe Necro ... (more) 5 Minutes Alone with Necro Deathmort
Griftegard – Solemn.Sacred.Severe
Griftegard – Solemn.Sacred.Severe
theinevitablenose.com — This is the second release from German label Ván this year that’s got me really excited. Whereas... The Devil’s Blood take a playful approach to pagan rites, Griftegard cast an epic pall of quasi-religious, existential gloom – this is not a criticism, this is remarkable stuff.  ... (more) Griftegard – Solemn.Sacred.Severe
Introducing The Inevitable Nose Metal Mixtape!
Introducing The Inevitable Nose Metal Mixtape!
theinevitablenose.com — Even more technomologically advanced than this! While I seem to have found myself in the position of... giving advice to aspiring bands on how best to use and abuse these new-fangled interwebs, I’ve yet to be particularly active in these pursuits myself. So in an attempt to ‘put my money where ... (more) Introducing The Inevitable Nose Metal Mixtape!
CRM for Metal Bands #1: Make contact
CRM for Metal Bands #1: Make contact
theinevitablenose.com — AIC+CRM=WIN There was an excellent example of CRM building up to the release of Alice in Chains’... new album Black Gives Way to Blue . Here’s what they did: Introduced some teaser videos onto the internet for the their new track thus creating buzz Several days later they made the full ... (more) CRM for Metal Bands #1: Make contact
The Devil’s Blood – The Time of No Time Evermore
The Devil’s Blood – The Time of No Time Evermore
theinevitablenose.com — The classic rock revival, for the most part, has left me cold. Bands like The Answer and... Stone Gods indulging in big riffs and big balls show such a lack of imagination. Dutch classic rockers The Devil’s Blood have snuck into the metal arena on the back of Doom Metal’s recent surge in ... (more) The Devil’s Blood – The Time of No Time Evermore
Dear Lily…
Dear Lily…
theinevitablenose.com — This is perhaps the best summary I’ve seen on the file sharing debate. As I stated previously... , there really isn’t a debate at all, merely those who are adapting to the changing environment and those that aren’t. This is perfectly and amusingly encapsulated in this video ... (more) Dear Lily…
Your Band and the ‘Brand’ new world
Your Band and the ‘Brand’ new world
theinevitablenose.com — Your #1 sales reps You’re heading out to a gig. On go the AC/DC socks and pants... set (in case you pull, you’ll shake them all night long), Iron Maiden trainers with Eddie’s face on them, that cool Baroness t-shirt, denim jacket with Municipal Waste and Motorhead patches, and your beloved ... (more) Your Band and the ‘Brand’ new world
SEO for Metal Bands #4: Get Linked
SEO for Metal Bands #4: Get Linked
theinevitablenose.com — Techniqes for getting inbound liks #1: Immortal politely request that you link to their myspace So you’re... in a band. You’re probably young, internet savvy and have a profile on every social networking site going. You have mates that run various websites and your housemate knows a bloke that ... (more) SEO for Metal Bands #4: Get Linked
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